Heist Humor Fan Gifts

"Hold everything, Louis!"

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

"I started to think outside the box. Then I started to think outside the law."

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

Early Ram Raids

"Everybody freeze! This is a stickup!"

"Keep it running."

'You're too late...I embezzled it.'

'This is fun, but sometimes I miss being a pillar of the community.'

"Ahem, if you're planning to rob the place could you please get a move on."

"THIS IS A HOLD UP!"

Night Deposits.

"Oh, and a five and five ones."

'Another successful heist!'

"Well, I'll be-we just spent all weekend planning to rob a façade."

"I'm in."

Robber still desperately trying to crack a safe as they both fall from the roof

'Would you PLEASE hurry up!'

Trapeze pick pocket

'The bailiffs took my car away yesterday, and I didn't even have a chance to siphon out the petrol.'

'George Clooney, Brad Pitt and Matt Damon!...That's not a wedding party that's a heist!'

'I knew I shouldn't get support tights!'

"Damn it, Eddie! Not during the getaway, too!"

'This is a market correction.'

'. . . before we rob the bank, let's synchronise our pacemakers!

"I didn't bother with the cash. They gave me a cheque instead!"

'Look out - copse!'

"I got a job in The City."

Edmond's former career as a rapper would often screw up his bank heists.

"Whoa! A little more than I anticipated. . . Can you give me a moment while I pop out to the bank?"

"I didn't say it was your fault. . . I'm just sayin' that next time we should do a little more research!"

'Got the money?'

'Hey, I said no large bills.'

"I've got the brains. You've got the looks. Let's make lots of money."

NutcrackersSafecrackers.