Heist Humor Lovers Gifts

"I got a job in The City."

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

"I started to think outside the box. Then I started to think outside the law."

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

"Everybody freeze! This is a stickup!"

Early Ram Raids

"Keep it running."

"THIS IS A HOLD UP!"

Night Deposits.

"Oh, and a five and five ones."

'Another successful heist!'

"Ahem, if you're planning to rob the place could you please get a move on."

"Well, I'll be-we just spent all weekend planning to rob a façade."

"I'm in."

'George Clooney, Brad Pitt and Matt Damon!...That's not a wedding party that's a heist!'

Trapeze pick pocket

"Hold everything, Louis!"

Robber still desperately trying to crack a safe as they both fall from the roof

'Would you PLEASE hurry up!'

'I knew I shouldn't get support tights!'

"Damn it, Eddie! Not during the getaway, too!"

'. . . before we rob the bank, let's synchronise our pacemakers!

'Well then, which is it? Hands up, read the note or hand over the money? I've never been good at multitasking.'

"I didn't bother with the cash. They gave me a cheque instead!"

Snatching the Handbag

Edmond's former career as a rapper would often screw up his bank heists.

'Look out - copse!'

Sneaky Herb Cunningham gives Death the slip.

"Whoa! A little more than I anticipated. . . Can you give me a moment while I pop out to the bank?"

'Got the money?'

"I didn't say it was your fault. . . I'm just sayin' that next time we should do a little more research!"

'Hey, I said no large bills.'

"I've got the brains. You've got the looks. Let's make lots of money."

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