Heist Humor Aficionado Gifts

"Damn it, Eddie! Not during the getaway, too!"

"Me, too—but it's a good tired."

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

"I started to think outside the box. Then I started to think outside the law."

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

Early Ram Raids

"Keep it running."

"Everybody freeze! This is a stickup!"

"THIS IS A HOLD UP!"

"Ahem, if you're planning to rob the place could you please get a move on."

Night Deposits.

'Another successful heist!'

"Oh, and a five and five ones."

"Well, I'll be-we just spent all weekend planning to rob a façade."

Trapeze pick pocket

"Hold everything, Louis!"

Robber still desperately trying to crack a safe as they both fall from the roof

'Would you PLEASE hurry up!'

"I'm in."

'You come in for one thing, and they get you filling in all kinds of forms...'

'I knew I shouldn't get support tights!'

'. . . before we rob the bank, let's synchronise our pacemakers!

"I didn't bother with the cash. They gave me a cheque instead!"

"Whoa! A little more than I anticipated. . . Can you give me a moment while I pop out to the bank?"

"I didn't say it was your fault. . . I'm just sayin' that next time we should do a little more research!"

'Hey, I said no large bills.'

NutcrackersSafecrackers.

'Look out - copse!'

Edmond's former career as a rapper would often screw up his bank heists.

"I got a job in The City."

'Got the money?'

Life on Earth - Burglear's doctor.

"I've got the brains. You've got the looks. Let's make lots of money."

Sneaky Herb Cunningham gives Death the slip.

"What time do you close?"