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"Damn it, Eddie! Not during the getaway, too!"

"Me, too—but it's a good tired."

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

"I started to think outside the box. Then I started to think outside the law."

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

"Keep it running."

Early Ram Raids

"Everybody freeze! This is a stickup!"

"THIS IS A HOLD UP!"

"Oh, and a five and five ones."

'Another successful heist!'

"Ahem, if you're planning to rob the place could you please get a move on."

Night Deposits.

"Well, I'll be-we just spent all weekend planning to rob a façade."

Robber still desperately trying to crack a safe as they both fall from the roof

'Would you PLEASE hurry up!'

'You come in for one thing, and they get you filling in all kinds of forms...'

"Hold everything, Louis!"

"I'm in."

'I knew I shouldn't get support tights!'

'. . . before we rob the bank, let's synchronise our pacemakers!

'Hey, I said no large bills.'

NutcrackersSafecrackers.

Sneaky Herb Cunningham gives Death the slip.

"I didn't say it was your fault. . . I'm just sayin' that next time we should do a little more research!"

"Whoa! A little more than I anticipated. . . Can you give me a moment while I pop out to the bank?"

"I didn't bother with the cash. They gave me a cheque instead!"

'Look out - copse!'

"I got a job in The City."

Edmond's former career as a rapper would often screw up his bank heists.

Life on Earth - Burglear's doctor.

'Got the money?'

"I've got the brains. You've got the looks. Let's make lots of money."

"What time do you close?"

'A few more 'runs' on the photocopier and we'll soon be abl to 'buy us' that yacht!'