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Bank. Uh-huh

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!"

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

'Oh, hello Dave. Would you like that in untraceable, used notes, like last time?'

"I started to think outside the box. Then I started to think outside the law."

Early Ram Raids

"Everybody freeze! This is a stickup!"

"Keep it running."

"I think I finally understand inflation."

"Ahem, if you're planning to rob the place could you please get a move on."

Night Deposits.

"Ah, what you need is our instant access account"

"Oh, and a five and five ones."

"THIS IS A HOLD UP!"

"Well, I'll be-we just spent all weekend planning to rob a façade."

Trapeze pick pocket

'You come in for one thing, and they get you filling in all kinds of forms...'

"Hold everything, Louis!"

Robber still desperately trying to crack a safe as they both fall from the roof

"Use the sanitising gel provided and hand over your cash."

'Would you PLEASE hurry up!'

"Damn it, Eddie! Not during the getaway, too!"

'I knew I shouldn't get support tights!'

'. . . before we rob the bank, let's synchronise our pacemakers!

NutcrackersSafecrackers.

'Hey, I said no large bills.'

"I didn't bother with the cash. They gave me a cheque instead!"

"Have you fixed up the wheels for the bank job tonight, fingers?"

Edmond's former career as a rapper would often screw up his bank heists.

'Got the money?'

Life on Earth - Burglear's doctor.

"I've got the brains. You've got the looks. Let's make lots of money."

'Every window had a NEXT WINDOW sign on it.'

Sneaky Herb Cunningham gives Death the slip.