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'. . . before we rob the bank, let's synchronise our pacemakers!

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

"I started to think outside the box. Then I started to think outside the law."

'I'm afraid that driving the getaway car is more than just a driving offence, Mr. Jones.'

'With every 'Ying' there's a 'Yang'!'

"Everybody freeze! This is a stickup!"

Bank (with saloon type doors)

Early Ram Raids

"Keep it running."

'You're too late...I embezzled it.'

'This is fun, but sometimes I miss being a pillar of the community.'

"Ahem, if you're planning to rob the place could you please get a move on."

Night Deposits.

"Oh, and a five and five ones."

"THIS IS A HOLD UP!"

"Well, I'll be-we just spent all weekend planning to rob a façade."

'Would you PLEASE hurry up!'

"Hold everything, Louis!"

Waste Thinner

Robber still desperately trying to crack a safe as they both fall from the roof

"Damn it, Eddie! Not during the getaway, too!"

'I knew I shouldn't get support tights!'

"I've got the brains. You've got the looks. Let's make lots of money."

'This is a money order.'

"Once we're in, Frank will get he TV remote, Eddie will grab the phone charger, and Ace - you'll be on tupperware lids."

Edmond's former career as a rapper would often screw up his bank heists.

"I didn't bother with the cash. They gave me a cheque instead!"

NutcrackersSafecrackers.

'Hey, I said no large bills.'

"I got a job in The City."

"Whoa! A little more than I anticipated. . . Can you give me a moment while I pop out to the bank?"

'Got the money?'

"Fool! I said use nylon. Not a compression stocking!"

Rope Line Foils Bank Robbers

"Dammit, Trevor! Just say 'Please' so we can get outta here!"