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"I don't care how hot it is, Tom. What did I tell you about the sun-shade?"

21st century water cooler conversations.

"The new chairman has dropped the brain-storming meetings."

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

'Our recommended position on the market is fetal.'

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

"This may seem counter intuitive, but maybe the solution is to lighten up."

If cartoonists fought wars.

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

'I'm afraid that driving the getaway car is more than just a driving offence, Mr. Jones.'

'Sir! We're all doomed! It's a fitted sheet! How can we ever hope to stop something we can't even fold?!'

"Trust me, he knows how they think."

"Everybody freeze! This is a stickup!"

'With every 'Ying' there's a 'Yang'!'

Early Ram Raids

'It's time for a bold new direction...I'm changing my catchphrase from 'lock and load' to 'yank and crank.''

Bank (with saloon type doors)

"Keep it running."

A sign at a nuclear power plant - 'In case of emergency run!'

'Although we've vanquished the invaders from Paperland, we really should have allied with them for the impending attack on us by Rockland!'

'All profits go directly to charity'

"Ahem, if you're planning to rob the place could you please get a move on."

Night Deposits.

'Would you PLEASE hurry up!'

"Hold everything, Louis!"

Woman uses drone flip flop to squash a bug.

'Excellent strategy, General...Though I fear the enemy might be full size...'

"Damn it, Eddie! Not during the getaway, too!"

'I knew I shouldn't get support tights!'

'. . . before we rob the bank, let's synchronise our pacemakers!

You want to watch it here, a lot of back-stabbing goes on.

"Once we're in, Frank will get he TV remote, Eddie will grab the phone charger, and Ace - you'll be on tupperware lids."

'This is a money order.'

NutcrackersSafecrackers.