Heist Humor Prints

'. . . before we rob the bank, let's synchronise our pacemakers!

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

"I started to think outside the box. Then I started to think outside the law."

'I'm afraid that driving the getaway car is more than just a driving offence, Mr. Jones.'

"Everybody freeze! This is a stickup!"

'With every 'Ying' there's a 'Yang'!'

Bank (with saloon type doors)

"Keep it running."

Early Ram Raids

'You're too late...I embezzled it.'

'This is fun, but sometimes I miss being a pillar of the community.'

"THIS IS A HOLD UP!"

"Oh, and a five and five ones."

Night Deposits.

"Ahem, if you're planning to rob the place could you please get a move on."

"Well, I'll be-we just spent all weekend planning to rob a façade."

Trapeze pick pocket

'Would you PLEASE hurry up!'

"Hold everything, Louis!"

Waste Thinner

Robber still desperately trying to crack a safe as they both fall from the roof

'I knew I shouldn't get support tights!'

"Damn it, Eddie! Not during the getaway, too!"

"Whoa! A little more than I anticipated. . . Can you give me a moment while I pop out to the bank?"

"Once we're in, Frank will get he TV remote, Eddie will grab the phone charger, and Ace - you'll be on tupperware lids."

Edmond's former career as a rapper would often screw up his bank heists.

'This is a money order.'

"I didn't bother with the cash. They gave me a cheque instead!"

"I got a job in The City."

NutcrackersSafecrackers.

'Hey, I said no large bills.'

'Got the money?'

"I've got the brains. You've got the looks. Let's make lots of money."

Rope Line Foils Bank Robbers

"Dammit, Trevor! Just say 'Please' so we can get outta here!"