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"Well, I'll be-we just spent all weekend planning to rob a façade."

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

"I started to think outside the box. Then I started to think outside the law."

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

"Everybody freeze! This is a stickup!"

"Keep it running."

'Another successful heist!'

"Ahem, if you're planning to rob the place could you please get a move on."

"THIS IS A HOLD UP!"

"Oh, and a five and five ones."

'Would you PLEASE hurry up!'

Robber still desperately trying to crack a safe as they both fall from the roof

"I'm in."

"Hold everything, Louis!"

"Damn it, Eddie! Not during the getaway, too!"

"I've got the brains. You've got the looks. Let's make lots of money."

'Well then, which is it? Hands up, read the note or hand over the money? I've never been good at multitasking.'

"Whoa! A little more than I anticipated. . . Can you give me a moment while I pop out to the bank?"

'Look out - copse!'

Sneaky Herb Cunningham gives Death the slip.

'Got the money?'

"I got a job in The City."

"I didn't say it was your fault. . . I'm just sayin' that next time we should do a little more research!"

Snatching the Handbag

"Honestly, Jim. Get it to the hideout before asking her what colors she sees."

"Me, too—but it's a good tired."

'Consider it a stimulus package.'

"I'm just saying – I think we'd be better off borrowing the money."

"No getaway cars. We zip around the corner into the Times Square subway station, and get lost in the crowd."

'...then the drone blasts the back wall of the bank.'

"What time do you close?"

'A few more 'runs' on the photocopier and we'll soon be abl to 'buy us' that yacht!'

Bank robbers pretending to be workmen.