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"Well, I'll be-we just spent all weekend planning to rob a façade."

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

"I started to think outside the box. Then I started to think outside the law."

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

"Everybody freeze! This is a stickup!"

"Keep it running."

"Oh, and a five and five ones."

"THIS IS A HOLD UP!"

"Ahem, if you're planning to rob the place could you please get a move on."

'Another successful heist!'

Robber still desperately trying to crack a safe as they both fall from the roof

'Would you PLEASE hurry up!'

Trapeze pick pocket

"Hold everything, Louis!"

'George Clooney, Brad Pitt and Matt Damon!...That's not a wedding party that's a heist!'

"I'm in."

"Damn it, Eddie! Not during the getaway, too!"

Snatching the Handbag

"I didn't say it was your fault. . . I'm just sayin' that next time we should do a little more research!"

"I got a job in The City."

'Look out - copse!'

"Whoa! A little more than I anticipated. . . Can you give me a moment while I pop out to the bank?"

Sneaky Herb Cunningham gives Death the slip.

'Got the money?'

'Well then, which is it? Hands up, read the note or hand over the money? I've never been good at multitasking.'

"I've got the brains. You've got the looks. Let's make lots of money."

"Once we're in, Frank will get the TV remote, Eddie will grab the phone charger, and Ace - you'll be on tupperware lids."

'A few more 'runs' on the photocopier and we'll soon be abl to 'buy us' that yacht!'

"What time do you close?"

"Me, too—but it's a good tired."

"Honestly, Jim. Get it to the hideout before asking her what colors she sees."

'Consider it a stimulus package.'

"No getaway cars. We zip around the corner into the Times Square subway station, and get lost in the crowd."

'...then the drone blasts the back wall of the bank.'