History-heist Enthusiasts T-Shirts

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"You're fired."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"I think he was a celebrity."

Southwark Fair.

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

The International and May Day Terrorism

Cut!

School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Trump secret police

Paul Ree

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

"All my symptoms are old ... "

That's What Happens

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

'Are we there yet?'

Pearly King and Queen

The High Line at Giza

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

After the Sentence

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

The Other Cooperstown

"America’s leaders since 1980"

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'