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"I don't care how hot it is, Tom. What did I tell you about the sun-shade?"

"Where's the flaming get-away driver?!"

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"I started to think outside the box. Then I started to think outside the law."

WANTED The Strad Cad

"Everybody freeze! This is a stickup!"

"Keep it running."

"THIS IS A HOLD UP!"

"Oh, and a five and five ones."

"Ahem, if you're planning to rob the place could you please get a move on."

'Another successful heist!'

"Well, I'll be-we just spent all weekend planning to rob a façade."

'You come in for one thing, and they get you filling in all kinds of forms...'

'Would you PLEASE hurry up!'

"Sorry we missed the heist - we got sidetracked when Roscoe selled some truffles."

Robber still desperately trying to crack a safe as they both fall from the roof

"Damn it, Eddie! Not during the getaway, too!"

'. . . before we rob the bank, let's synchronise our pacemakers!

"Whoa! A little more than I anticipated. . . Can you give me a moment while I pop out to the bank?"

Snatching the Handbag

'Well then, which is it? Hands up, read the note or hand over the money? I've never been good at multitasking.'

"I got a job in The City."

Life on Earth - Burglear's doctor.

'Got the money?'

"I've got the brains. You've got the looks. Let's make lots of money."

"Do you know you can do this more easily on line, Mr. Pine?"

'...then the drone blasts the back wall of the bank.'

"Me, too—but it's a good tired."

Bank robbers pretending to be workmen.

"All we need is a plan to break in."

'Consider it a stimulus package.'

Rope Line Foils Bank Robbers

A daring day light bank robbery succeeded when the Widow Fipperwill, the gang leader, distracted a security guard.