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A daring day light bank robbery succeeded when the Widow Fipperwill, the gang leader, distracted a security guard.

'I said just blow the bloody doors off.'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

"I started to think outside the box. Then I started to think outside the law."

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

Early Ram Raids

"Everybody freeze! This is a stickup!"

"Keep it running."

'You're too late...I embezzled it.'

'This is fun, but sometimes I miss being a pillar of the community.'

Night Deposits.

"Oh, and a five and five ones."

"THIS IS A HOLD UP!"

'Another successful heist!'

"Ahem, if you're planning to rob the place could you please get a move on."

"Well, I'll be-we just spent all weekend planning to rob a façade."

'Would you PLEASE hurry up!'

'You come in for one thing, and they get you filling in all kinds of forms...'

"I'm in."

Robber still desperately trying to crack a safe as they both fall from the roof

'I knew I shouldn't get support tights!'

'. . . before we rob the bank, let's synchronise our pacemakers!

"I've got the brains. You've got the looks. Let's make lots of money."

'Got the money?'

'Hey, I said no large bills.'

"I didn't say it was your fault. . . I'm just sayin' that next time we should do a little more research!"

"Whoa! A little more than I anticipated. . . Can you give me a moment while I pop out to the bank?"

'Look out - copse!'

Edmond's former career as a rapper would often screw up his bank heists.

"I got a job in The City."

Life on Earth - Burglear's doctor.

NutcrackersSafecrackers.