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'You're too late...I embezzled it.'

'This is fun, but sometimes I miss being a pillar of the community.'

"What I hate about these robberies is the 'Nylon Stocking Face' afterwards!"

"Fool! I said use nylon. Not a compression stocking!"

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

"I started to think outside the box. Then I started to think outside the law."

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

"Everybody freeze! This is a stickup!"

"Keep it running."

"Ahem, if you're planning to rob the place could you please get a move on."

"THIS IS A HOLD UP!"

"Oh, and a five and five ones."

'Another successful heist!'

"Well, I'll be-we just spent all weekend planning to rob a façade."

'Would you PLEASE hurry up!'

'George Clooney, Brad Pitt and Matt Damon!...That's not a wedding party that's a heist!'

Trapeze pick pocket

"I'm in."

"Hold everything, Louis!"

Robber still desperately trying to crack a safe as they both fall from the roof

"Damn it, Eddie! Not during the getaway, too!"

'. . . before we rob the bank, let's synchronise our pacemakers!

'Got the money?'

'I'll sell you the gun in my back pocket for one million.'

"Whoa! A little more than I anticipated. . . Can you give me a moment while I pop out to the bank?"

"I've got the brains. You've got the looks. Let's make lots of money."

Snatching the Handbag

'Look out - copse!'

"I got a job in The City."

"I didn't say it was your fault. . . I'm just sayin' that next time we should do a little more research!"

'Well then, which is it? Hands up, read the note or hand over the money? I've never been good at multitasking.'

Rope Line Foils Bank Robbers

"Dammit, Trevor! Just say 'Please' so we can get outta here!"

"What time do you close?"