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"I'm just saying – I think we'd be better off borrowing the money."

'George Clooney, Brad Pitt and Matt Damon!...That's not a wedding party that's a heist!'

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Kirsten Johnson

Ennio Morricone

"I started to think outside the box. Then I started to think outside the law."

Shirley MacLaine caricature

Djargo.

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

Making noise in the cinema

"Both the movie and I will be released this summer."

"I'm telling you, Manhattan is over."

With Mort and Sadie so torn over what to see next Saturday night they've ceased speaking. The parties have called in representatives. Mr. Park merely wishes to see a documentary that challenges the mind as well as the spirit. Whisper whisper whisper whisper. My client merely wishes to withhold nookie. Objection!

"Keep it running."

"Everybody freeze! This is a stickup!"

' ... and I'd like to thank the Academy.'

'You're too late...I embezzled it.'

Hollywood ending.

'This is fun, but sometimes I miss being a pillar of the community.'

Rising Oil Prices.

"Dial M for MacGuffin."

"THIS IS A HOLD UP!"

"Oh, and a five and five ones."

"Ahem, if you're planning to rob the place could you please get a move on."

'Another successful heist!'

'No! No! No! That was a typo in the script! It's supposed to be good cop, bad cop, not food cop, bad cop!'

"Well, I'll be-we just spent all weekend planning to rob a façade."

Robber still desperately trying to crack a safe as they both fall from the roof

'Harold, what on Earth possesses you to watch these disgusting horror movies? A handsome fly changes into a human being before our very eyes! ICK!'

Trapeze pick pocket

"I'm in."

'You come in for one thing, and they get you filling in all kinds of forms...'

"Hold everything, Louis!"

"Damn it, Eddie! Not during the getaway, too!"