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'Another successful heist!'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"Werewolves of London..."

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

Giant slug attacks a city

Star Wars Audience

'Huh? Little Airmyn?'

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

"Which part are you reading for?"

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

"I'd leave Redford for George Clooney in a hartbeat."

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

Hollywood producer.

Blockbuster Billion Club

'I don't have enough. How much to se it in 2-D?'

Cinemuck

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'