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"Whoa! A little more than I anticipated. . . Can you give me a moment while I pop out to the bank?"

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

"I started to think outside the box. Then I started to think outside the law."

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

"Keep it running."

"Everybody freeze! This is a stickup!"

'You're too late...I embezzled it.'

'This is fun, but sometimes I miss being a pillar of the community.'

"Oh, and a five and five ones."

'Another successful heist!'

"Ahem, if you're planning to rob the place could you please get a move on."

"THIS IS A HOLD UP!"

"Well, I'll be-we just spent all weekend planning to rob a façade."

'Would you PLEASE hurry up!'

"I'm in."

"Hold everything, Louis!"

Robber still desperately trying to crack a safe as they both fall from the roof

"Damn it, Eddie! Not during the getaway, too!"

'Got the money?'

'Well then, which is it? Hands up, read the note or hand over the money? I've never been good at multitasking.'

'Look out - copse!'

"I didn't say it was your fault. . . I'm just sayin' that next time we should do a little more research!"

'I'll sell you the gun in my back pocket for one million.'

"I've got the brains. You've got the looks. Let's make lots of money."

Snatching the Handbag

"I got a job in The City."

"Once we're in, Frank will get the TV remote, Eddie will grab the phone charger, and Ace - you'll be on tupperware lids."

'A few more 'runs' on the photocopier and we'll soon be abl to 'buy us' that yacht!'

"What time do you close?"

"Me, too—but it's a good tired."

"Honestly, Jim. Get it to the hideout before asking her what colors she sees."

"No getaway cars. We zip around the corner into the Times Square subway station, and get lost in the crowd."

"Idiot! Who leaves a tip?!"