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'Consider it a stimulus package.'

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

"I started to think outside the box. Then I started to think outside the law."

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

"Keep it running."

"Everybody freeze! This is a stickup!"

'You're too late...I embezzled it.'

'This is fun, but sometimes I miss being a pillar of the community.'

"THIS IS A HOLD UP!"

"Oh, and a five and five ones."

'Another successful heist!'

"Ahem, if you're planning to rob the place could you please get a move on."

"Well, I'll be-we just spent all weekend planning to rob a façade."

"Hold everything, Louis!"

'You come in for one thing, and they get you filling in all kinds of forms...'

"I'm in."

Robber still desperately trying to crack a safe as they both fall from the roof

'Would you PLEASE hurry up!'

"Damn it, Eddie! Not during the getaway, too!"

"I've got the brains. You've got the looks. Let's make lots of money."

Snatching the Handbag

"Whoa! A little more than I anticipated. . . Can you give me a moment while I pop out to the bank?"

'Well then, which is it? Hands up, read the note or hand over the money? I've never been good at multitasking.'

'I'll sell you the gun in my back pocket for one million.'

"I didn't say it was your fault. . . I'm just sayin' that next time we should do a little more research!"

'Look out - copse!'

"I got a job in The City."

'Got the money?'

Life on Earth - Burglear's doctor.

"What time do you close?"

"Honestly, Jim. Get it to the hideout before asking her what colors she sees."

'A few more 'runs' on the photocopier and we'll soon be abl to 'buy us' that yacht!'

"No getaway cars. We zip around the corner into the Times Square subway station, and get lost in the crowd."

"Idiot! Who leaves a tip?!"