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'Consider it a stimulus package.'

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

"I started to think outside the box. Then I started to think outside the law."

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

"Everybody freeze! This is a stickup!"

"Keep it running."

'You're too late...I embezzled it.'

'This is fun, but sometimes I miss being a pillar of the community.'

"Oh, and a five and five ones."

'Another successful heist!'

"THIS IS A HOLD UP!"

"Ahem, if you're planning to rob the place could you please get a move on."

"Well, I'll be-we just spent all weekend planning to rob a façade."

Trapeze pick pocket

Robber still desperately trying to crack a safe as they both fall from the roof

'You come in for one thing, and they get you filling in all kinds of forms...'

'Would you PLEASE hurry up!'

"Hold everything, Louis!"

'George Clooney, Brad Pitt and Matt Damon!...That's not a wedding party that's a heist!'

"I'm in."

"Damn it, Eddie! Not during the getaway, too!"

"I got a job in The City."

Life on Earth - Burglear's doctor.

"Whoa! A little more than I anticipated. . . Can you give me a moment while I pop out to the bank?"

'Look out - copse!'

'Got the money?'

"I didn't say it was your fault. . . I'm just sayin' that next time we should do a little more research!"

'I'll sell you the gun in my back pocket for one million.'

'Well then, which is it? Hands up, read the note or hand over the money? I've never been good at multitasking.'

Snatching the Handbag

"I've got the brains. You've got the looks. Let's make lots of money."

'A few more 'runs' on the photocopier and we'll soon be abl to 'buy us' that yacht!'

"What time do you close?"

"Honestly, Jim. Get it to the hideout before asking her what colors she sees."

"No getaway cars. We zip around the corner into the Times Square subway station, and get lost in the crowd."