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'You come in for one thing, and they get you filling in all kinds of forms...'

Life on Earth - Burglear's doctor.

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."

"I started to think outside the box. Then I started to think outside the law."

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

"Keep it running."

Early Ram Raids

"Everybody freeze! This is a stickup!"

"Ahem, if you're planning to rob the place could you please get a move on."

"THIS IS A HOLD UP!"

Night Deposits.

"Oh, and a five and five ones."

"This is where DIY projects go to die."

Bees arresting a honey bear.

"I've crunched the numbers in your retirement account. It's time to figure out who will be wearing the mask and who will be driving the getaway car."

Trapeze pick pocket

'George Clooney, Brad Pitt and Matt Damon!...That's not a wedding party that's a heist!'

"Hold everything, Louis!"

Prince Charles

"Damn it, Eddie! Not during the getaway, too!"

'I knew I shouldn't get support tights!'

NutcrackersSafecrackers.

'Hey, I said no large bills.'

"I didn't bother with the cash. They gave me a cheque instead!"

Edmond's former career as a rapper would often screw up his bank heists.

'Got the money?'

"I got a job in The City."

"I've got the brains. You've got the looks. Let's make lots of money."

Bank robbers pretending to be workmen.

'...then the drone blasts the back wall of the bank.'

"No getaway cars. We zip around the corner into the Times Square subway station, and get lost in the crowd."

'Let's follow her next time she leaves the hive.'

"I'm just saying – I think we'd be better off borrowing the money."

Rope Line Foils Bank Robbers