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'You come in for one thing, and they get you filling in all kinds of forms...'

Life on Earth - Burglear's doctor.

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."

"I started to think outside the box. Then I started to think outside the law."

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

"Keep it running."

Early Ram Raids

"Everybody freeze! This is a stickup!"

Night Deposits.

Bees arresting a honey bear.

"Oh, and a five and five ones."

"This is where DIY projects go to die."

"Ahem, if you're planning to rob the place could you please get a move on."

"THIS IS A HOLD UP!"

"Hold everything, Louis!"

Prince Charles

"Damn it, Eddie! Not during the getaway, too!"

'I knew I shouldn't get support tights!'

NutcrackersSafecrackers.

"I've got the brains. You've got the looks. Let's make lots of money."

"I didn't bother with the cash. They gave me a cheque instead!"

Edmond's former career as a rapper would often screw up his bank heists.

"I got a job in The City."

'Hey, I said no large bills.'

'Got the money?'

'Consider it a stimulus package.'

'Let's follow her next time she leaves the hive.'

"No getaway cars. We zip around the corner into the Times Square subway station, and get lost in the crowd."

"Me, too—but it's a good tired."

"I'm just saying – I think we'd be better off borrowing the money."

Man sits on house.

Rope Line Foils Bank Robbers

Bank robbers pretending to be workmen.