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"Do you know you can do this more easily on line, Mr. Pine?"

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

"Oh my gosh — so sorry! Those were extensions!"

"I started to think outside the box. Then I started to think outside the law."

'To be built on this site - an exact duplicate of the building that was just turn down (we liked the international style after all).

Virginia Woolf

"Darling, a rather uncomfortable distance has developed between me and the furniture."

Mid century modern. Midwest boring

"Keep it running."

Sisyphus pushing a boulder up a hill while riding on a scooter.

"Oh, and a five and five ones."

"Ahem, if you're planning to rob the place could you please get a move on."

"THIS IS A HOLD UP!"

'Another successful heist!'

"Very minimalist"

'You come in for one thing, and they get you filling in all kinds of forms...'

"Damn it, Eddie! Not during the getaway, too!"

'You're a paperweight - you're supposed to be heavy!'

"No, I don't have to sneeze - I'm making a phone call."

Snatching the Handbag

'Got the money?'

'Well then, which is it? Hands up, read the note or hand over the money? I've never been good at multitasking.'

Life on Earth - Burglear's doctor.

"I got a job in The City."

"I've got the brains. You've got the looks. Let's make lots of money."

Sneaky Herb Cunningham gives Death the slip.

Noah's Architect

"No getaway cars. We zip around the corner into the Times Square subway station, and get lost in the crowd."

Bank robbers pretending to be workmen.

"I'm just saying – I think we'd be better off borrowing the money."

Rope Line Foils Bank Robbers