Modern Heist Admirer Gifts

"Do you know you can do this more easily on line, Mr. Pine?"

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

"Oh my gosh — so sorry! Those were extensions!"

"I started to think outside the box. Then I started to think outside the law."

'To be built on this site - an exact duplicate of the building that was just turn down (we liked the international style after all).

Virginia Woolf

"Darling, a rather uncomfortable distance has developed between me and the furniture."

Mid century modern. Midwest boring

"Keep it running."

Sisyphus pushing a boulder up a hill while riding on a scooter.

"Very minimalist"

'Another successful heist!'

"Ahem, if you're planning to rob the place could you please get a move on."

"Oh, and a five and five ones."

"THIS IS A HOLD UP!"

Trapeze pick pocket

'You come in for one thing, and they get you filling in all kinds of forms...'

'George Clooney, Brad Pitt and Matt Damon!...That's not a wedding party that's a heist!'

"Damn it, Eddie! Not during the getaway, too!"

Sneaky Herb Cunningham gives Death the slip.

"I got a job in The City."

Life on Earth - Burglear's doctor.

"I've got the brains. You've got the looks. Let's make lots of money."

"No, I don't have to sneeze - I'm making a phone call."

'You're a paperweight - you're supposed to be heavy!'

'Well then, which is it? Hands up, read the note or hand over the money? I've never been good at multitasking.'

Snatching the Handbag

'Got the money?'

Noah's Architect

"No getaway cars. We zip around the corner into the Times Square subway station, and get lost in the crowd."

"I'm just saying – I think we'd be better off borrowing the money."

Rope Line Foils Bank Robbers