Heist Enthusiasts Gifts

Bank robbers pretending to be workmen.

"Oh, damn it! We are trapped!"

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

"I started to think outside the box. Then I started to think outside the law."

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

"Keep it running."

"Everybody freeze! This is a stickup!"

'Another successful heist!'

"Ahem, if you're planning to rob the place could you please get a move on."

"THIS IS A HOLD UP!"

"Oh, and a five and five ones."

"I've crunched the numbers in your retirement account. It's time to figure out who will be wearing the mask and who will be driving the getaway car."

"Well, I'll be-we just spent all weekend planning to rob a façade."

Trapeze pick pocket

"I'm in."

Robber still desperately trying to crack a safe as they both fall from the roof

'Would you PLEASE hurry up!'

"Hold everything, Louis!"

'You come in for one thing, and they get you filling in all kinds of forms...'

"Damn it, Eddie! Not during the getaway, too!"

"I didn't say it was your fault. . . I'm just sayin' that next time we should do a little more research!"

Life on Earth - Burglear's doctor.

'Look out - copse!'

Sneaky Herb Cunningham gives Death the slip.

"Whoa! A little more than I anticipated. . . Can you give me a moment while I pop out to the bank?"

'Got the money?'

'I'm going downtown -- can I swipe you anything?'

"I've got the brains. You've got the looks. Let's make lots of money."

"I got a job in The City."

'A few more 'runs' on the photocopier and we'll soon be abl to 'buy us' that yacht!'

"What time do you close?"

"Where's the flaming get-away driver?!"

"Honestly, Jim. Get it to the hideout before asking her what colors she sees."

"No getaway cars. We zip around the corner into the Times Square subway station, and get lost in the crowd."