Heist Plot Enjoyers Gifts

Sneaky Herb Cunningham gives Death the slip.

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!"

'Oh, hello Dave. Would you like that in untraceable, used notes, like last time?'

"I started to think outside the box. Then I started to think outside the law."

"The robber was about 5' 11"...."

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

'Emotional blackmail.'

The Continuing Adventures of Mel Hufnagel, Corporate Head-Hunter...

"Keep it running."

"With all due respect, instead of the phrase 'bank robbery,' we request the alleged incident be referred to as an 'Elmore Leonard moment!'"

"Everybody freeze! This is a stickup!"

"OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!"

"I think I finally understand inflation."

'Another successful heist!'

"Ahem, if you're planning to rob the place could you please get a move on."

"Oh, and a five and five ones."

"THIS IS A HOLD UP!"

"Well, I'll be-we just spent all weekend planning to rob a façade."

"You're a grown man now, Vincent. Quit bringing me your money to launder."

"Use the sanitising gel provided and hand over your cash."

'Would you PLEASE hurry up!'

Robber still desperately trying to crack a safe as they both fall from the roof

'George Clooney, Brad Pitt and Matt Damon!...That's not a wedding party that's a heist!'

Just look at the files --- and you call this organized crime!

"Hold everything, Louis!"

Trapeze pick pocket

"Sorry we missed the heist - we got sidetracked when Roscoe selled some truffles."

"Damn it, Eddie! Not during the getaway, too!"

Hostage Taker on the Loose!

"He has friends in high places!"

"You did good on the true or false part of your application, but your essay was a little weak."

The Football Bank Robber.

'Got the money?'