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Sneaky Herb Cunningham gives Death the slip.

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!"

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

'Oh, hello Dave. Would you like that in untraceable, used notes, like last time?'

"I started to think outside the box. Then I started to think outside the law."

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

"The robber was about 5' 11"...."

'Emotional blackmail.'

The Continuing Adventures of Mel Hufnagel, Corporate Head-Hunter...

"Everybody freeze! This is a stickup!"

"Keep it running."

"OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!"

"I think I finally understand inflation."

"Ahem, if you're planning to rob the place could you please get a move on."

'Another successful heist!'

"Oh, and a five and five ones."

"THIS IS A HOLD UP!"

"Well, I'll be-we just spent all weekend planning to rob a façade."

"You're a grown man now, Vincent. Quit bringing me your money to launder."

Robber still desperately trying to crack a safe as they both fall from the roof

"Use the sanitising gel provided and hand over your cash."

"Hold everything, Louis!"

'Would you PLEASE hurry up!'

"Sorry we missed the heist - we got sidetracked when Roscoe selled some truffles."

"Damn it, Eddie! Not during the getaway, too!"

Hostage Taker on the Loose!

"He has friends in high places!"

The Football Bank Robber.

"I've got the brains. You've got the looks. Let's make lots of money."

"You did good on the true or false part of your application, but your essay was a little weak."

"I got a job in The City."