Heists Gifts

A daring day light bank robbery succeeded when the Widow Fipperwill, the gang leader, distracted a security guard.

'I said just blow the bloody doors off.'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

"I started to think outside the box. Then I started to think outside the law."

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

"Everybody freeze! This is a stickup!"

Early Ram Raids

"Keep it running."

'You're too late...I embezzled it.'

'This is fun, but sometimes I miss being a pillar of the community.'

"Ahem, if you're planning to rob the place could you please get a move on."

"Oh, and a five and five ones."

'Another successful heist!'

"THIS IS A HOLD UP!"

Night Deposits.

"I've crunched the numbers in your retirement account. It's time to figure out who will be wearing the mask and who will be driving the getaway car."

"Well, I'll be-we just spent all weekend planning to rob a façade."

Robber still desperately trying to crack a safe as they both fall from the roof

'You come in for one thing, and they get you filling in all kinds of forms...'

Trapeze pick pocket

"I'm in."

'George Clooney, Brad Pitt and Matt Damon!...That's not a wedding party that's a heist!'

'Would you PLEASE hurry up!'

'I knew I shouldn't get support tights!'

'. . . before we rob the bank, let's synchronise our pacemakers!

"I didn't bother with the cash. They gave me a cheque instead!"

"I got a job in The City."

'Look out - copse!'

NutcrackersSafecrackers.

'Hey, I said no large bills.'

'Got the money?'

Edmond's former career as a rapper would often screw up his bank heists.

"I've got the brains. You've got the looks. Let's make lots of money."