Heist Stories Mugs

"I don't care how hot it is, Tom. What did I tell you about the sun-shade?"

"Where's the flaming get-away driver?!"

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"I started to think outside the box. Then I started to think outside the law."

WANTED The Strad Cad

"Everybody freeze! This is a stickup!"

"Keep it running."

"Oh, and a five and five ones."

"Ahem, if you're planning to rob the place could you please get a move on."

'Another successful heist!'

"THIS IS A HOLD UP!"

"I've crunched the numbers in your retirement account. It's time to figure out who will be wearing the mask and who will be driving the getaway car."

"Well, I'll be-we just spent all weekend planning to rob a façade."

Robber still desperately trying to crack a safe as they both fall from the roof

Trapeze pick pocket

"Sorry we missed the heist - we got sidetracked when Roscoe selled some truffles."

'Would you PLEASE hurry up!'

'You come in for one thing, and they get you filling in all kinds of forms...'

"Damn it, Eddie! Not during the getaway, too!"

'. . . before we rob the bank, let's synchronise our pacemakers!

"I got a job in The City."

'Got the money?'

Snatching the Handbag

'Well then, which is it? Hands up, read the note or hand over the money? I've never been good at multitasking.'

Life on Earth - Burglear's doctor.

"Whoa! A little more than I anticipated. . . Can you give me a moment while I pop out to the bank?"

"I've got the brains. You've got the looks. Let's make lots of money."

'...then the drone blasts the back wall of the bank.'

"Me, too—but it's a good tired."

"Do you know you can do this more easily on line, Mr. Pine?"

Bank robbers pretending to be workmen.

Rope Line Foils Bank Robbers

"All we need is a plan to break in."