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"Sorry we missed the heist - we got sidetracked when Roscoe selled some truffles."

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

"I started to think outside the box. Then I started to think outside the law."

'Hey, you could get arrested for doing stuff like... Oh, you ARE getting arrested.'

"Alright, I'll talk. Just please, stop with the good-cop, ab-cop routine."

The book that will not be denied!

"Last chance, or Max here has ways of making you talk."

Reading room

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own."

"The DNA does not lie Mrs Miggins...or should I call you Don Escobar Bolivian drugs czar?"

'No. 5, please step forward, open your coat, and say, 'ho, ho, ho.''

"I stole a smart car and it took me straight to the police department."

"So despite the strong smell of petrol you still claim that your husband, cat and budgie all spontaneously combusted?"

"Keep it running."

"I forget, is this the show with the back stabbing, or the front stabbing?"

Sherlock Holmes.

Mouse policeman eats cheese from victim's trap.

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

"Oh, and a five and five ones."

'Another successful heist!'

"THIS IS A HOLD UP!"

"Ahem, if you're planning to rob the place could you please get a move on."

"Well, I'll be-we just spent all weekend planning to rob a façade."

Detective follows footprints leading to a pair of shoes.

Agatha Christie slept in this room... or was it room 17?

'You come in for one thing, and they get you filling in all kinds of forms...'

'Well at least he took the time to use different fonts for every letter.'

"I'm in."

'Going into sudden death overtime is serious business with these teams.'

Crime in the theater district was the worst. Too much drama: 'okay good, now wiggle your fingers and sway back and forth in the wind.'

"Damn it, Eddie! Not during the getaway, too!"