Heist Story Addict Gifts

"Sorry we missed the heist - we got sidetracked when Roscoe selled some truffles."

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

"I started to think outside the box. Then I started to think outside the law."

"Alright, I'll talk. Just please, stop with the good-cop, ab-cop routine."

"Last chance, or Max here has ways of making you talk."

The book that will not be denied!

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

Reading room

'Hey, you could get arrested for doing stuff like... Oh, you ARE getting arrested.'

"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own."

"The DNA does not lie Mrs Miggins...or should I call you Don Escobar Bolivian drugs czar?"

'No. 5, please step forward, open your coat, and say, 'ho, ho, ho.''

"I stole a smart car and it took me straight to the police department."

"So despite the strong smell of petrol you still claim that your husband, cat and budgie all spontaneously combusted?"

"Keep it running."

Mouse policeman eats cheese from victim's trap.

Sherlock Holmes.

"I forget, is this the show with the back stabbing, or the front stabbing?"

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

"Ahem, if you're planning to rob the place could you please get a move on."

"Oh, and a five and five ones."

'Another successful heist!'

"THIS IS A HOLD UP!"

"Well, I'll be-we just spent all weekend planning to rob a façade."

Detective follows footprints leading to a pair of shoes.

Trapeze pick pocket

'Going into sudden death overtime is serious business with these teams.'

'You come in for one thing, and they get you filling in all kinds of forms...'

'George Clooney, Brad Pitt and Matt Damon!...That's not a wedding party that's a heist!'

Agatha Christie slept in this room... or was it room 17?

'Well at least he took the time to use different fonts for every letter.'

"I'm in."

Crime in the theater district was the worst. Too much drama: 'okay good, now wiggle your fingers and sway back and forth in the wind.'