True Crime Addict Gifts

Crime - Punishment.

Murder & Success

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

"True crime meets reality TV"

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

Truman Capote

"Why not stay with your mother and me? The Feds will never find you here."

'Your honor, I'd like a short recess so my client can make a run for it.'

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

"I'm not leading the witness; I'm winding up my segment on heinous crimes!"

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

"A major crime publisher is interested in publishing your homework!"

Madoff and devil.

'It's heartbreaking to see Reynolds in trouble for fraud again, but I always look forward to his rooftop chases.'

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

911: Would You Like Us To Commit a Crime?

"I couldn't finish that book either."

The Investigation

Ancient Egyptian crime scenes.

"It was me who did it!"

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

Diary of a DNA Cop

Arrest of La Tuta

"The sweet smell of the leaves and the rain make fall such a refreshing time!"

"Another clear case of COVID19."

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'

"Last chance, or Max here has ways of making you talk."

"Convicts selling novels from prison? At least that could never happen here, eh Jones?"

'I've written a poem describing my feelings on discovering the body, Inspector...'

"Alright, I'll talk. Just please, stop with the good-cop, ab-cop routine."

'Hey, you could get arrested for doing stuff like... Oh, you ARE getting arrested.'