Crime Drama Addict Gifts

"Hello? Anybody here? Hello?. . ."

Indiscreet woman

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

"Apparently we have an informant in our midst."

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

Newton's Law and Order.

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

Bribery and Corruption.

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

'Hey, you could get arrested for doing stuff like... Oh, you ARE getting arrested.'

FBI Message: Are you still working under-covers?

'That's him. Number 3 is the one who attacked me.'

"Remember - this meeting never happened, we never met, and you never wore that tie with that jacket."

'Looks like a love affair gone bad.'

"Rehearsal's off! Our first violinist was apprehended early this morning poaching clams in Great South Bay! The authorities have confiscated her rake and long tongs!"

Law 'N' Order

"Last chance, or Max here has ways of making you talk."

"Alright, I'll talk. Just please, stop with the good-cop, ab-cop routine."

'Our crime figures are down!'

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

Noir kitty.