Crime Show Addict Gifts

Crime in the theater district was the worst. Too much drama: 'okay good, now wiggle your fingers and sway back and forth in the wind.'

"The DNA does not lie Mrs Miggins...or should I call you Don Escobar Bolivian drugs czar?"

'No. 5, please step forward, open your coat, and say, 'ho, ho, ho.''

"I forget, is this the show with the back stabbing, or the front stabbing?"

Mouse policeman eats cheese from victim's trap.

Detective follows footprints leading to a pair of shoes.

"Have you got any semi-automatics?"

"Looks like an inside job."

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"It always takes them a while to draw the chalk outline."

"Alright, I'll talk. Just please, stop with the good-cop, ab-cop routine."

"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own."

'Well at least he took the time to use different fonts for every letter.'

'Checked polyester? Haven't you heard the expression 'Dressed to kill'?'

"What kind of shovel do I need to dig a six foot hole? It's for my husband!"

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

Assault 'n' Vinegar

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

"The end of my favorite series is near."

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

"#notguilty."

"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'The inaugural address? It's sort of like an opening monologue.'

Miami Mice

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

"Okay so which one stole your cereal?"

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

"Take your time. Do you see the person who made you wear that dress?"

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'