Cop Show Addict Gifts

Crime suspect faces interrogation panel comprising of 'Good cop, bad cop, not much cop.'

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

"The end of my favorite series is near."

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."

'The following programme contains scones of a sexual nature.'

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

"Not fair! Being really into movies is my thing!"

Starvation Watching

'The inaugural address? It's sort of like an opening monologue.'

Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what is good on Netflix.

Do you go for Hannity or O'Reilly? Tough call. O'Reilly's presence is so big, fearless. Whereas Hannity has a wicked fast tongue and such inner strength. As symbolized externally by his jawline. O'Reilly is so tall. Something strange is happening. Coulter's a bit masculine for my tastes. Ditto. HOJ.

"Alright, I'll talk. Just please, stop with the good-cop, ab-cop routine."

'In an unexpected development, an illegal alien won 'American Idol.''

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

'So now you sniff out drugs. That's it, no more TV cop shows.'

June Brown

"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own."

Goose escapes the tv.

'Bad news. Your arm is too injured to hold up those sneakers you endorse on TV.'

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown

"The DNA does not lie Mrs Miggins...or should I call you Don Escobar Bolivian drugs czar?"

'No. 5, please step forward, open your coat, and say, 'ho, ho, ho.''

Late one night at the SETI project. 'Don't make us come over there!'

According to this program, cows have four stomachs so they can digest the grasses they eat. You must be watching "Graze Anatomy."

"We've got TV on demand."

Myleene Klass

'That's Cat from Eastenders.'

'Would you like a complimentary tour of purgatory?' - 'Yeah, okay.' - 'I have to say... it's more comfy than I'd imagined.' - 'Take a seat. Celebrity Big Brother is on.' - 'Oh, hold on. Can I change the channel, please?!' - 'I'll be back in a bit...'

"Now that's what I call organised crime!"

'He's working undercover to find out 'what up' with youth gangs.'

"I forget, is this the show with the back stabbing, or the front stabbing?"

Mouse policeman eats cheese from victim's trap.

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'