Cop Show Addict Pillows

Crime suspect faces interrogation panel comprising of 'Good cop, bad cop, not much cop.'

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

"The end of my favorite series is near."

"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

'The following programme contains scones of a sexual nature.'

"Not fair! Being really into movies is my thing!"

'The inaugural address? It's sort of like an opening monologue.'

"Alright, I'll talk. Just please, stop with the good-cop, ab-cop routine."

'In an unexpected development, an illegal alien won 'American Idol.''

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own."

Goose escapes the tv.

'So now you sniff out drugs. That's it, no more TV cop shows.'

'Bad news. Your arm is too injured to hold up those sneakers you endorse on TV.'

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown

"The DNA does not lie Mrs Miggins...or should I call you Don Escobar Bolivian drugs czar?"

'No. 5, please step forward, open your coat, and say, 'ho, ho, ho.''

Late one night at the SETI project. 'Don't make us come over there!'

"We've got TV on demand."

'That's Cat from Eastenders.'

'He's working undercover to find out 'what up' with youth gangs.'

"Now that's what I call organised crime!"

Mouse policeman eats cheese from victim's trap.

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

"I forget, is this the show with the back stabbing, or the front stabbing?"

'... and I sentence you to three years appearing in reality TV shows.'