Cop Show Fan Pillows

'So now you sniff out drugs. That's it, no more TV cop shows.'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

Assault 'n' Vinegar

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

"#notguilty."

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

"Okay so which one stole your cereal?"

He loves the water.

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

Miami Mice

"Take your time. Do you see the person who made you wear that dress?"

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

"I can't be sure...I only got a quick look."

Cat points to the dog who injured him, at a police station.

CSI Wonderland. (Photographer takes a picture of a cracked Humpty Dumpty. Investigators collect evidence from the scene.)

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."

Police lineup

Back in 2 to 5 years.

'We suspect death by Sunday supplement.'

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

'I'm glad you're making friends, Darrel.'

'It's not for acting...It's for a testimony in a courtroom.'

"Did you hear - we're being transferred from bomb-sniffing to trans fats."