Cop Show Enthusiast Pillows

Cop Raid

Good Cop - Good Cop

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Showbiz Awards

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

'You have an enlarged funny bone.'

"#notguilty."

"Okay so which one stole your cereal?"

How I met your mother

TV and cleaner

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

"And the award for Best Product Placement in a Domestic or Foreign Film goes to..."

Barbie Oscars

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

Oscars acceptance speech.

"I'd like to thank my mum..."

'I'm just saying... Maybe we're over doing the old 'good cop, bad cop' routine.'

The Clown Hit

"It was me who did it!"

"The idiots don't realise that flying in a private jet is meant to be IRONIC!"

'And the winner of the 'biggest loser in love' category is...'

'He's been shot!'

"TV violence made him do it. Says he'll name shows if we drop the charges."

"First, I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

"I want to thank all the little people."

'And now the award for the best product placement in a motion picture...'