Celebrity Show Enthusiast Pillows

'Harry got it just for the Anna-Nicole show!'

Showbiz Awards

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

Super Bowl Halftime Show Barbra Streisand reads from her memoir.

'You have an enlarged funny bone.'

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

Music Hall Dancers

George Clooney Machine

Ringo Starr

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

Leo McKern

"My spokesperson won't speak to me."

TV and cleaner

"Is it 'Measure once, cut twice?' Or 'Cut once, then measure?' Or maybe it's..."

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

"You played yourself in your last picture. Everyone found it unconvincing."

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

Viggo Mortensen

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

Bette Midler

Animal Actors

CELEBRITY NEWS TEAM"Now here's Frank Sinatra with the weather."

'Call you back - I'm with my agent.'

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

Justin Timberlake

Wayne and Kerry created a joint name like their idols Brangelina and Tomkat.

Amanda Seyfried

Meryl Streep

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'