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"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

'You have an enlarged funny bone.'

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

Music Hall Dancers

"My spokesperson won't speak to me."

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

Leo McKern

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

"Is it 'Measure once, cut twice?' Or 'Cut once, then measure?' Or maybe it's..."

TV and cleaner

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

Animal Actors

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

CELEBRITY NEWS TEAM"Now here's Frank Sinatra with the weather."

"You played yourself in your last picture. Everyone found it unconvincing."