Cop Show Enthusiast Prints

'If you let me chase you through that field so I can get my dash-cam video on TV, I'll forget all about this little speeding incident!'

Cop Raid

Good Cop - Good Cop

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Showbiz Awards

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"#notguilty."

'You have an enlarged funny bone.'

How I met your mother

TV and cleaner

"Okay so which one stole your cereal?"

'Nine national treasures in one film! Start writing your Oscar speech, darling.'

He loves the water.

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

CSI Wonderland. (Photographer takes a picture of a cracked Humpty Dumpty. Investigators collect evidence from the scene.)

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of "CSI: Miami" to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45pm? The Youtube generation grows up fast.

"And the award for Best Product Placement in a Domestic or Foreign Film goes to..."

Barbie Oscars

Oscars acceptance speech.

"I'd like to thank my mum..."

'He's been shot!'

My client vigorously denies your charges. He says he has great respect for what makes you special. He knows that you like Amy Winehouse, watching The Office, secondhand clothes. You're reading off my Facebook page. He knows you're on Facebook. You're both off my friends list.

"The idiots don't realise that flying in a private jet is meant to be IRONIC!"

Dr Moo and the Cyber-Cows!

'I'm just saying... Maybe we're over doing the old 'good cop, bad cop' routine.'

'And the winner of the 'biggest loser in love' category is...'

"It was me who did it!"

The Clown Hit

"TV violence made him do it. Says he'll name shows if we drop the charges."

"First, I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."