Cop Show Aficionado Prints

'This is my favorite cop show.'

"Lose the guiding headpush on the perp, Jake. That is so cop show!"

Showbiz Awards

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

Love is when you watch television together.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

'You have an enlarged funny bone.'

"#notguilty."

Succession 2

TV and cleaner

"Okay so which one stole your cereal?"

He loves the water.

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

CSI Wonderland. (Photographer takes a picture of a cracked Humpty Dumpty. Investigators collect evidence from the scene.)

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

'Those viewers who disagree with our editorial on TV violence has better keep their big mouths shut!'

I see he's still "working" from home.

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

'I can't find the words to express my anger with you.' - 'She needs a dictionary.'

"I'd like to thank my mum..."

I don't care what happened on ER. This doctor patient relationship is not going to descend into unbridled passion.

Larry David

Love Bites: The Dating Game - "No, he loves me more!"

Good Morning Britain

'And the winner of the 'biggest loser in love' category is...'

"Turns out the squatch I thought I had filmed was actually Bobo from that show 'Finding Bigfoot'. . . He said he forgot to shave!"

'I'm just saying... Maybe we're over doing the old 'good cop, bad cop' routine.'

Bob Odenkirk

'He's been shot!'