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'This is my favorite cop show.'

"Lose the guiding headpush on the perp, Jake. That is so cop show!"

Showbiz Awards

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

Love is when you watch television together.

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

Succession 2

'You have an enlarged funny bone.'

"#notguilty."

TV and cleaner

"Okay so which one stole your cereal?"

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

'Those viewers who disagree with our editorial on TV violence has better keep their big mouths shut!'

I see he's still "working" from home.

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

'I can't find the words to express my anger with you.' - 'She needs a dictionary.'

"I'd like to thank my mum..."

I don't care what happened on ER. This doctor patient relationship is not going to descend into unbridled passion.

Larry David

'He's been shot!'

'And the winner of the 'biggest loser in love' category is...'

'In an unexpected development, an illegal alien won 'American Idol.''

The Clown Hit

Love Bites: The Dating Game - "No, he loves me more!"

"It was me who did it!"