Cop Show Fan Mugs

'So now you sniff out drugs. That's it, no more TV cop shows.'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

Assault 'n' Vinegar

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

"#notguilty."

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

'I hate frisking magicians!'

Miami Mice

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

"Take your time. Do you see the person who made you wear that dress?"

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

"Okay so which one stole your cereal?"

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

"I can't be sure...I only got a quick look."

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

Cat points to the dog who injured him, at a police station.

"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."

Police lineup

Back in 2 to 5 years.

'We suspect death by Sunday supplement.'

The Clown Hit

'I'm just saying... Maybe we're over doing the old 'good cop, bad cop' routine.'

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

'I'm glad you're making friends, Darrel.'

"Did you hear - we're being transferred from bomb-sniffing to trans fats."