Crime Drama Addict T-Shirts

"Hello? Anybody here? Hello?. . ."

Indiscreet woman

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Minority Report

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

I always forget - Are we supposed to tip?

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

Newton's Law and Order.

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

Bribery and Corruption.

"Apparently we have an informant in our midst."

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

"Rehearsal's off! Our first violinist was apprehended early this morning poaching clams in Great South Bay! The authorities have confiscated her rake and long tongs!"

'That's him. Number 3 is the one who attacked me.'

To Get Pardoned by Trump, Become a Celeb

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

Law 'N' Order

Perp Walk Fashion Show

FBI Message: Are you still working under-covers?

'Our crime figures are down!'

"Remember - this meeting never happened, we never met, and you never wore that tie with that jacket."

"Alright, I'll talk. Just please, stop with the good-cop, ab-cop routine."

'Hey, you could get arrested for doing stuff like... Oh, you ARE getting arrested.'

'Looks like a love affair gone bad.'