True Crime Addict Pillows

Crime - Punishment.

Murder & Success

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

"True crime meets reality TV"

"Why not stay with your mother and me? The Feds will never find you here."

'Your honor, I'd like a short recess so my client can make a run for it.'

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

"I'm not leading the witness; I'm winding up my segment on heinous crimes!"

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

"A major crime publisher is interested in publishing your homework!"

Madoff and devil.

'It's heartbreaking to see Reynolds in trouble for fraud again, but I always look forward to his rooftop chases.'

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

"I couldn't finish that book either."

The Investigation

Ancient Egyptian crime scenes.

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

Arrest of La Tuta

"Convicts selling novels from prison? At least that could never happen here, eh Jones?"

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

"Another clear case of COVID19."

"The sweet smell of the leaves and the rain make fall such a refreshing time!"

'I've written a poem describing my feelings on discovering the body, Inspector...'

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'

"It was me who did it!"

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

"Last chance, or Max here has ways of making you talk."

"Alright, I'll talk. Just please, stop with the good-cop, ab-cop routine."

'Hey, you could get arrested for doing stuff like... Oh, you ARE getting arrested.'

'A free plastic toy, cornflakes scattered around the victim... Yep, it looks like our cereal killer alright!'