Humorous Heist Enthusiasts Mugs

"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!"

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

'Oh, hello Dave. Would you like that in untraceable, used notes, like last time?'

"I started to think outside the box. Then I started to think outside the law."

Early Ram Raids

"Keep it running."

"Everybody freeze! This is a stickup!"

"Oh, and a five and five ones."

Night Deposits.

"I think I finally understand inflation."

"THIS IS A HOLD UP!"

"Ahem, if you're planning to rob the place could you please get a move on."

"Ah, what you need is our instant access account"

"Well, I'll be-we just spent all weekend planning to rob a façade."

"Use the sanitising gel provided and hand over your cash."

'You come in for one thing, and they get you filling in all kinds of forms...'

"Hold everything, Louis!"

Robber still desperately trying to crack a safe as they both fall from the roof

'Would you PLEASE hurry up!'

"Damn it, Eddie! Not during the getaway, too!"

'I knew I shouldn't get support tights!'

'. . . before we rob the bank, let's synchronise our pacemakers!

Edmond's former career as a rapper would often screw up his bank heists.

"I've got the brains. You've got the looks. Let's make lots of money."

'Every window had a NEXT WINDOW sign on it.'

"Have you fixed up the wheels for the bank job tonight, fingers?"

The Football Bank Robber.

Life on Earth - Burglear's doctor.

'Got the money?'

"One day son, all this will be online banking apps."

"I didn't bother with the cash. They gave me a cheque instead!"

Sneaky Herb Cunningham gives Death the slip.

NutcrackersSafecrackers.