Heist Humor Aficionados Mugs

'Would you PLEASE hurry up!'

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

"I started to think outside the box. Then I started to think outside the law."

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

Early Ram Raids

"Everybody freeze! This is a stickup!"

"Keep it running."

'You're too late...I embezzled it.'

'This is fun, but sometimes I miss being a pillar of the community.'

"Oh, and a five and five ones."

'Another successful heist!'

"THIS IS A HOLD UP!"

"Ahem, if you're planning to rob the place could you please get a move on."

Night Deposits.

"Well, I'll be-we just spent all weekend planning to rob a façade."

Trapeze pick pocket

"Hold everything, Louis!"

"I'm in."

Robber still desperately trying to crack a safe as they both fall from the roof

"Damn it, Eddie! Not during the getaway, too!"

'I knew I shouldn't get support tights!'

'. . . before we rob the bank, let's synchronise our pacemakers!

"I got a job in The City."

Edmond's former career as a rapper would often screw up his bank heists.

Sneaky Herb Cunningham gives Death the slip.

"I didn't bother with the cash. They gave me a cheque instead!"

'Look out - copse!'

'Got the money?'

"I've got the brains. You've got the looks. Let's make lots of money."

"Whoa! A little more than I anticipated. . . Can you give me a moment while I pop out to the bank?"

"I didn't say it was your fault. . . I'm just sayin' that next time we should do a little more research!"

'Hey, I said no large bills.'

NutcrackersSafecrackers.

"What time do you close?"