
"Everybody freeze! This is a stickup!"
Discover mugs that capture the hilarity and cleverness of heist humor. Perfect for fans who enjoy witty crime-themed jokes, our mugs make every coffee break a humorous adventure.
"Everybody freeze! This is a stickup!"
"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."
"I started to think outside the box. Then I started to think outside the law."
"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."
Early Ram Raids
"Keep it running."
'You're too late...I embezzled it.'
'This is fun, but sometimes I miss being a pillar of the community.'
"Oh, and a five and five ones."
'Another successful heist!'
"THIS IS A HOLD UP!"
"Ahem, if you're planning to rob the place could you please get a move on."
Night Deposits.
"Well, I'll be-we just spent all weekend planning to rob a façade."
Robber still desperately trying to crack a safe as they both fall from the roof
"Hold everything, Louis!"
Trapeze pick pocket
'George Clooney, Brad Pitt and Matt Damon!...That's not a wedding party that's a heist!'
'Would you PLEASE hurry up!'
"I'm in."
'You come in for one thing, and they get you filling in all kinds of forms...'
"Damn it, Eddie! Not during the getaway, too!"
'I knew I shouldn't get support tights!'
'. . . before we rob the bank, let's synchronise our pacemakers!
Edmond's former career as a rapper would often screw up his bank heists.
"I didn't bother with the cash. They gave me a cheque instead!"
'Look out - copse!'
'Got the money?'
"I've got the brains. You've got the looks. Let's make lots of money."
"Whoa! A little more than I anticipated. . . Can you give me a moment while I pop out to the bank?"
"I didn't say it was your fault. . . I'm just sayin' that next time we should do a little more research!"
"I got a job in The City."
'Hey, I said no large bills.'
Life on Earth - Burglear's doctor.
NutcrackersSafecrackers.
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