Bank Heist Enthusiast Gifts

"We'll need to have your husband co-sign the stick-up note."

'Yes, I robbed the bank -- but I had the best of intentions.'

'Hand over all your money or the toaster gets it!'

''This is a holdup! Put all your large bills in this bag...' oops, forgot the bag! Ok, 'put all your large bills in my mouth!''

"Ah, what you need is our instant access account"

'there are two of them,,,,No, they're not really armed,,,'

'Every window had a NEXT WINDOW sign on it.'

"Have you fixed up the wheels for the bank job tonight, fingers?"

'Just going down to my bank to get my money out!'

"One day son, all this will be online banking apps."

"No, I'm not a robber, I work here."

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

'Oh, hello Dave. Would you like that in untraceable, used notes, like last time?'

"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!"

"I started to think outside the box. Then I started to think outside the law."

I have a dream.

'I'm afraid that driving the getaway car is more than just a driving offence, Mr. Jones.'

"Happiness is more important than money,but it is easier to count money."

"Keep it running."

Coco knew he was doomed

'With every 'Ying' there's a 'Yang'!'

Bank (with saloon type doors)

"THIS IS A HOLD UP!"

'Hand over all your money or the toaster gets it!'

"Ahem, if you're planning to rob the place could you please get a move on."

Police borrows a tricycle to catch a bank robber.

"Oh, and a five and five ones."

"I think I finally understand inflation."

'I'm conducting my own stress test!'

"Use the sanitising gel provided and hand over your cash."

'You come in for one thing, and they get you filling in all kinds of forms...'

"Hold everything, Louis!"

'I'll sell you the gun in my back pocket for one million.'

'Got the money?'