Bank Heists Gifts

'Hand over all your money or the toaster gets it!'

Coco knew he was doomed

Bandits at two o'clock.

"I didn't bother with the cash. They gave me a cheque instead!"

"Try to be patient, sir. Give your stick-up text a few seconds to upload."

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

'Oh, hello Dave. Would you like that in untraceable, used notes, like last time?'

"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!"

'I'm afraid that driving the getaway car is more than just a driving offence, Mr. Jones.'

"They're telling us how many dollars they want. So far, it's up to 5,000!"

'With every 'Ying' there's a 'Yang'!'

Bank (with saloon type doors)

"Keep it running."

"Ah, what you need is our instant access account"

Police borrows a tricycle to catch a bank robber.

"I think I finally understand inflation."

'Jake, honey, if you need some cash, my purse is in the kitchen. You already robbed a bank today.'

"Use the sanitising gel provided and hand over your cash."

"Hold everything, Louis!"

'Every window had a NEXT WINDOW sign on it.'

"One day son, all this will be online banking apps."

"Have you fixed up the wheels for the bank job tonight, fingers?"

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'They waltzed in, stole the cash, and waltzed out again...'

'So I robbed a bank! -- what difference will it make a hundred years from now?'

'I'll sell you the gun in my back pocket for one million.'

The Football Bank Robber.

'This is a money order.'

"Once we're in, Frank will get he TV remote, Eddie will grab the phone charger, and Ace - you'll be on tupperware lids."

'Got the money?'

Police continue to search for 3 armed men.

'What route are your security guards taking to the bank today?'