Bank Heist Buff Gifts

Police continue to search for 3 armed men.

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'Hand over all your money or the toaster gets it!'

'So I robbed a bank! -- what difference will it make a hundred years from now?'

'Idiot! I said wait outside with the LADA!'

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

'...and this time Gerald, don't refer to the RBS as the Ripoff Bonus Scheme!'

"Nice work on that German contract. You've made your mark, Ashworth."

"I don't like the look of this."

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."

'I love it when you talk big bucks, Mr. Williams.'

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

Spanish bank needs propping up.

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

'Bob was eventually arrested and charged with outsider trading.'

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

World-Wide Bank: Economic crisis lands in the in-tray.

"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!"

"Squawk! Interest rates are going negative!"

Big Loan, Little Deposit Bank

'Oh, hello Dave. Would you like that in untraceable, used notes, like last time?'

Offshore tax havens.

'Wouldn't it be easier if the banks simply merged with the Inland Revenue?'

Bank. Moving Co. Joe got an apartment above the bank. He moved his things in today. Now he can say his "assets are over ten million dollars"!

Freddie Mac and Fannie May takeover

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

"How much do I need? How much you got?"

"...And for anyone who forgot to bring something for the collection..."

loan

'Sheesh... I wish the government would handle the finance reform a bit more discreetly...'

"I'm afraid with your income I couldn't possibly approve a loan of that size. Would you like a list of our approved loan sharks?"