Bank Heist Buff Pillows

Police continue to search for 3 armed men.

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'Hand over all your money or the toaster gets it!'

'So I robbed a bank! -- what difference will it make a hundred years from now?'

'Idiot! I said wait outside with the LADA!'

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

"Nice work on that German contract. You've made your mark, Ashworth."

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

'...and this time Gerald, don't refer to the RBS as the Ripoff Bonus Scheme!'

"I don't like the look of this."

"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

Spanish bank needs propping up.

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

'I love it when you talk big bucks, Mr. Williams.'

'Bob was eventually arrested and charged with outsider trading.'

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

Big Loan, Little Deposit Bank

"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!"

'Oh, hello Dave. Would you like that in untraceable, used notes, like last time?'

World-Wide Bank: Economic crisis lands in the in-tray.

"Squawk! Interest rates are going negative!"

Offshore tax havens.

'Wouldn't it be easier if the banks simply merged with the Inland Revenue?'

"Good morning - I'm from your bank. We'd like our house back please!"

'As long as the gov't has a printing press, all deposits federally insured.'

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

"How much do I need? How much you got?"

loan

'Sheesh... I wish the government would handle the finance reform a bit more discreetly...'

"I'm afraid with your income I couldn't possibly approve a loan of that size. Would you like a list of our approved loan sharks?"

"...And for anyone who forgot to bring something for the collection..."