Bank Robber Gifts

'I can't believe you gave the bank a receipt.'

'Jake, honey, if you need some cash, my purse is in the kitchen. You already robbed a bank today.'

'Does this gun make me look fat?'

'Hey, Mr. Jones. I'd know that voice anywhere!'

Handy Guide to Masking...

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!"

'Oh, hello Dave. Would you like that in untraceable, used notes, like last time?'

Earl checks his balance at the bank.

Coco knew he was doomed

"They're telling us how many dollars they want. So far, it's up to 5,000!"

A squirrel examines a nut in safe deposit box.

'Hand over all your money or the toaster gets it!'

Police borrows a tricycle to catch a bank robber.

'Hold this til Tues and I'll pay you back, squid pro quo.'

"I think I finally understand inflation."

"Ah, what you need is our instant access account"

'We rolled your account over last week, Sir, and now we can't find it.'

"Use the sanitising gel provided and hand over your cash."

Bank Checking and Savings. It's a new policy, sir --- There's a substantial penalty for any kind of withdrawal.

"Hold everything, Louis!"

'. . . before we rob the bank, let's synchronise our pacemakers!

Edmond's former career as a rapper would often screw up his bank heists.

The Football Bank Robber.

'So I robbed a bank! -- what difference will it make a hundred years from now?'

"But, Dad, burglary's so last-century. You need to retrain in internet fraud."

"One day son, all this will be online banking apps."

"Have you fixed up the wheels for the bank job tonight, fingers?"

'Every window had a NEXT WINDOW sign on it.'

'I'll sell you the gun in my back pocket for one million.'

"I didn't bother with the cash. They gave me a cheque instead!"

"Try to be patient, sir. Give your stick-up text a few seconds to upload."

'Got the money?'

'What route are your security guards taking to the bank today?'

Police continue to search for 3 armed men.