Bank Robber Pillows

'I can't believe you gave the bank a receipt.'

'Does this gun make me look fat?'

'Hey, Mr. Jones. I'd know that voice anywhere!'

Handy Guide to Masking...

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'Oh, hello Dave. Would you like that in untraceable, used notes, like last time?'

"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!"

Earl checks his balance at the bank.

Coco knew he was doomed

A squirrel examines a nut in safe deposit box.

'Hand over all your money or the toaster gets it!'

"I think I finally understand inflation."

Police borrows a tricycle to catch a bank robber.

'Hold this til Tues and I'll pay you back, squid pro quo.'

"Ah, what you need is our instant access account"

"Hold everything, Louis!"

'We rolled your account over last week, Sir, and now we can't find it.'

"Use the sanitising gel provided and hand over your cash."

'. . . before we rob the bank, let's synchronise our pacemakers!

"But, Dad, burglary's so last-century. You need to retrain in internet fraud."

The Football Bank Robber.

'Got the money?'

"One day son, all this will be online banking apps."

"Have you fixed up the wheels for the bank job tonight, fingers?"

'Every window had a NEXT WINDOW sign on it.'

Edmond's former career as a rapper would often screw up his bank heists.

"I didn't bother with the cash. They gave me a cheque instead!"

'So I robbed a bank! -- what difference will it make a hundred years from now?'

'I'll sell you the gun in my back pocket for one million.'

'What route are your security guards taking to the bank today?'

Police continue to search for 3 armed men.

"I didn't say it was your fault . . . I'm just sayin' that next time we should do a little more research!"

"No, I'm not a robber, I work here."

'Vice will cover the front. Hank will disarm the security guard. Allen and I will grab the cash...'

"Oh crap, I meant to hand her the stickup note first!"